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Service
76
/100 score
Excellent

Pet Waste Removal

The $100/hr job nobody wants — which is exactly why you should

Pet waste removal (the 'pooper scooper' business) involves visiting residential yards, apartment complexes, and dog parks on a weekly or bi-weekly schedule to scoop and bag dog waste. What sounds like a joke generates serious recurring revenue: residential clients pay $15–$25/visit, and a single technician can service 8–12 yards per hour. At scale, operators run multiple routes with employees and earn 35–50% net margins on what is, structurally, one of the most defensible subscription service businesses in existence.

Avg Revenue

$180K

Profit Margin

38%

Acquisition Multiple

1.5x - 2.5x

Startup Cost

$2K - $10K

Difficulty

1/5

How It Works

Clients sign up for weekly or bi-weekly service at $60–$100/month per yard. Technicians route neighborhoods, spending 10–15 minutes per yard. Waste is bagged and left in client's bin or hauled away (premium tier). Revenue scales linearly with account count — 100 clients at $80/month = $96K/year, with ~$36K in profit at 38% margins. Apartment complex contracts (20–50 units at $5–$10/unit/month) are the unlock to real scale.

Revenue Range

Low End
$80K
Typical
$180K
High End
$400K

Real Acquisitions in This Category

SBA 7(a) change-of-ownership loans · NAICS 561730 · Landscaping Services

Deals tracked
545
181 in last 24 mo
Median loan
$539K
$237K–$1.2M p25/p75
Implied deal size
$634K
median · ~85% LTV
Charge-off rate
9.1%
of loans that finished

Deal Size Distribution

<$150K
92
$150K–500K
167
$500K–1M
119
$1M–2M
111
>$2M
56

Deal Flow Over Time

Deals per year · median loan
$400K
2020
77
$563K
2021
93
$618K
2022
66
$597K
2023
71
$510K
2024
107
$456K
2025
121
$1.8M
2026
10
12-month momentum
-59.7%
deal volume vs prior 12 mo
Median loan Δ
+78.5%
52 recent · 129 prior

Financing Profile

Median rate
10.00%
15% fixed · last 24 mo
Median term
120 mo
standard 10-yr
Collateralized
98%
of loans secured
Median jobs
11
supported per deal
Top lenders in this space
The Huntington National Bank53
Live Oak Banking Company23
First Internet Bank of Indiana13
BayFirst National Bank12
Brookline Bank, a Division of Beacon Bank and Trust12
Where deals happen
FL82
PA30
TX29
CO26
MI25
MN24
CA23
UT21
OH19
AZ18

Recent Comparable Deals

ClosedStateLoanImplied dealJobsFranchise
Dec 2025FL$1.9M$2.3M2
Dec 2025FL$475K$559K6
Dec 2025CO$1.4M$1.6M17
Dec 2025GA$3.0M$3.5M2
Nov 2025FL$1.7M$2.0M100
Nov 2025UT$4.7M$5.6M38
Nov 2025FL$2.1M$2.5M4
Nov 2025MA$2.2M$2.6M15
Nov 2025AZ$159K$187K7
Nov 2025OH$781K$919K20
Volume rank #11/534Deal-size rank #355/534Momentum rank #284p90 loan: $2.0MData as of Dec 2025

Source: SBA 7(a) FOIA dataset, filtered to acquisitions (loans where business age is "Change of Ownership"). Implied deal size assumes an 85% loan-to-purchase ratio, a common SBA change-of-ownership structure. Charge-off rate shown only when 10+ loans have resolved (paid in full or charged off). Interest rates reflect last 24 months only. Actual deal values vary with equity injections, seller financing, and working capital terms.

Pros

  • +Among the lowest startup costs of any service business ($2K–$10K)
  • +35–50% net margins at scale with route density
  • +Pure recurring weekly revenue — clients rarely cancel
  • +Dog ownership is rising; this market grows without any marketing

Cons

  • -Low revenue ceiling as a solo operator — must hire to scale
  • -High employee turnover; the work has obvious downsides
  • -Seasonal in colder climates (snow covers everything)

Best For

First-time business owners with limited capital; operators looking for a proven recurring-revenue model to scale

Operating Costs

Startup costs are extremely low: bags, scoops, a vehicle, and basic insurance. Variable costs are mostly labor at 35–45% of revenue. Route density (multiple clients on the same street) is the key to efficiency — a technician with 6 clients on one block beats 20 clients spread across a city.

SBA Financing Estimator

Adjust the deal — see if it cash flows after debt service

$-1377/mo
after debt service
Deal price — $630K
Range: $180K (1.5×) to $630K (2.5×+)
Down payment — 15% ($95K)
SBA minimum equity injection is 10% for change-of-ownership
Interest rate — 10.00%
SBA median for this category: 10.0%
Loan term — 10 years (120 mo)
SBA median for this category: 120 months
Down payment
$95K
15% equity injection
Loan amount
$536K
85% SBA-financed
Monthly payment
$7K/mo
$314K total interest
Monthly profit
$6K/mo
at 38% margin
Monthly cash flow after debt service
$-1377/mo
Margin does not cover debt service at these terms. Lower the deal price, increase the down payment, or extend the loan term.

Estimates only. Excludes owner compensation, capex, working capital draws, and taxes. Margin assumes average occupancy and volume. Actual SBA terms vary by lender and borrower profile.

Where to Buy

DoodyCalls Franchise

Leading pet waste removal franchise — buy an existing territory or franchise unit

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Independent pet waste removal businesses listed for sale

76/100Excellent

Acquisition Score

Profit margin
25/30
Entry multiple
29/25
Market depth
20/20
Risk (charge-off)
1/15
Deal momentum
0/10

Scores margin (30), entry multiple (25), SBA market depth (20), category risk (15), and deal momentum (10). Higher = better acquisition candidate.

Quick Facts

Category
service
Difficulty
1/5
Buy price
$270K$450K

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