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Luxury Restroom Trailer Rental

Glamping for your bladder — $1,000+ per weekend doing the grossest job nobody talks about

Luxury restroom trailers are high-end portable bathrooms — think climate control, flushing toilets, running water, mirrors, and mood lighting — rented to weddings, corporate events, film productions, and outdoor festivals. While regular port-a-potties rent for $75-150/weekend, luxury trailers command $500-$1,500 per event. The industry averages 20-25% net margins with low overhead once equipment is purchased. This is a business where being the classiest option in a nasty niche pays enormous dividends.

Avg Revenue

$180K

Profit Margin

23%

Acquisition Multiple

2x - 3x

Startup Cost

$40K - $200K

Difficulty

2/5

How It Works

You purchase 2-5 luxury restroom trailers ($20,000-$80,000 each) and rent them to event venues, wedding planners, and film productions. Each trailer can be deployed multiple times per weekend. Cleaning and maintenance between events is the core operation. At full utilization, a single trailer rented 40 weekends/year at $800 average nets serious cash with minimal staff.

Revenue Range

Low End
$80K
Typical
$180K
High End
$350K

Real Acquisitions in This Category

SBA 7(a) change-of-ownership loans · NAICS 562991 · Septic Tank and Related Services

Deals tracked
55
12 in last 24 mo
Median loan
$535K
$245K–$1.1M p25/p75
Implied deal size
$629K
median · ~85% LTV
Charge-off rate
0.0%
of loans that finished

Deal Size Distribution

<$150K
5
$150K–500K
22
$500K–1M
9
$1M–2M
14
>$2M
5

Deal Flow Over Time

Deals per year · median loan
$302K
2020
10
$501K
2021
16
$243K
2022
11
$245K
2023
3
$1.0M
2024
5
$744K
2025
8
$3.4M
2026
2
12-month momentum
-66.7%
deal volume vs prior 12 mo
Median loan Δ
+301.8%
3 recent · 9 prior

Financing Profile

Median rate
9.62%
17% fixed · last 24 mo
Median term
120 mo
standard 10-yr
Collateralized
100%
of loans secured
Median jobs
6
supported per deal
Top lenders in this space
St. Louis Bank3
Live Oak Banking Company2
Northwest Bank2
First National Bank of Pennsylvania2
BankVista2
Where deals happen
FL4
WA4
AZ4
MN4
OR4
WI3
TX3
IN3
PA3
TN2

Recent Comparable Deals

ClosedStateLoanImplied dealJobsFranchise
Nov 2025AZ$4.1M$4.8M8
Nov 2025TX$2.6M$3.1M9
Sep 2025FL$2.3M$2.7M7
Mar 2025NJ$1.4M$1.7M6
Mar 2025TN$837K$985K8redbox+
Feb 2025OH$444K$522K1
Jan 2025TN$1.2M$1.4M4
Nov 2024NC$650K$765K9
Nov 2024NC$50K$59K9
Oct 2024PA$365K$429K6
Volume rank #121/534Deal-size rank #356/534Momentum rank #298p90 loan: $1.7MData as of Dec 2025

Source: SBA 7(a) FOIA dataset, filtered to acquisitions (loans where business age is "Change of Ownership"). Implied deal size assumes an 85% loan-to-purchase ratio, a common SBA change-of-ownership structure. Charge-off rate shown only when 10+ loans have resolved (paid in full or charged off). Interest rates reflect last 24 months only. Actual deal values vary with equity injections, seller financing, and working capital terms.

Pros

  • +Premium pricing in a commoditized service — 10x the rate of standard units
  • +Recurring event season drives predictable revenue from May-October
  • +Defensible niche: very few competitors in any local market
  • +Asset-backed: trailers retain 60-70% of value after 5 years

Cons

  • -Seasonal — winter months can be very slow in northern climates
  • -High upfront equipment cost per unit
  • -Cleaning and sanitation logistics require reliable staff

Best For

Entrepreneurs who want high margin with low competition and don't mind unglamorous logistics

Operating Costs

Main costs: water, cleaning supplies, towing vehicle/fuel, storage. Labor is minimal (1-2 people). Off-season revenue from construction site contracts can smooth income.

SBA Financing Estimator

Adjust the deal — see if it cash flows after debt service

$-3479/mo
after debt service
Deal price — $630K
Range: $270K (2×) to $720K (3×+)
Down payment — 15% ($95K)
SBA minimum equity injection is 10% for change-of-ownership
Interest rate — 9.50%
SBA median for this category: 9.6%
Loan term — 10 years (120 mo)
SBA median for this category: 120 months
Down payment
$95K
15% equity injection
Loan amount
$536K
85% SBA-financed
Monthly payment
$7K/mo
$296K total interest
Monthly profit
$3K/mo
at 23% margin
Monthly cash flow after debt service
$-3479/mo
Margin does not cover debt service at these terms. Lower the deal price, increase the down payment, or extend the loan term.

Estimates only. Excludes owner compensation, capex, working capital draws, and taxes. Margin assumes average occupancy and volume. Actual SBA terms vary by lender and borrower profile.

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Detailed breakdown of portable restroom business profitability

57/100Strong

Acquisition Score

Profit margin
15/30
Entry multiple
25/25
Market depth
2/20
Risk (charge-off)
15/15
Deal momentum
0/10

Scores margin (30), entry multiple (25), SBA market depth (20), category risk (15), and deal momentum (10). Higher = better acquisition candidate.

Quick Facts

Category
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Difficulty
2/5
Buy price
$360K$540K

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